Last Week:
Me: "I put you in time-out because you cannot throw toys. You need to say sorry."
Eli: "Sorry, mama"
Me: "For?"
Eli: "Five"...
This Week:
Me: " I put you in time-out because I told you that you can't lick the slide outside, you need to say sorry"
Eli " Sorry, mama"
Me: "For?"
Eli: "Ever."
Ba da dum...